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The Time Zack Morris Told His Girlfriend’s Little Sister To Hook Up With Him Twice

♫ Zack Morris Is Trash ♫ – Zack’s reading Making Money magazine. He says the greedy monsters in here are just like him: big ideas for big money. Zack sees he can get a 900 number, a small idea, and… Continue Reading

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The Time Zack Morris Dumped His Girlfriend To Harass The School Nurse

The Time Zack Morris Dumped His Girlfriend To Harass The School Nurse

♪ Zack Morris is trash ♪ (bell ringing) – [Narrator] Zack Morris tells Kelly he’s never felt this way, but he’s extra double horned up and wants to go steady. Zack threatens to murder Kelly’s interrupting brother. – [Zack] Wanna… Continue Reading

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The Time Zack Morris Committed International Kidnapping To Fix A Chess Game

The Time Zack Morris Committed International Kidnapping To Fix A Chess Game

♪ Zack Morris is trash ♪ (bell rings) – [Narrator] Zack Morris is calling the chess game. – Touchdown! – [Narrator] Poorly. And missing no opportunity to disparage smarter students. Screech, Bayside’s champ prepares for battle with his lucky beret… Continue Reading